i’m just here for the star trek femslash

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

I'm cursing my followers with this one, bestie

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.

a single Dorito would kill harrowhark instantly.

Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

Common misconception! It's the other way around: trains were invented as a means to meet other lesbians to have sex with

It's a real chicken or the egg situation, which came first: the lesbian sex or the train they are inside of

i'm fairly certain the lesbians came several times before the train did.

enchanted by the way trek paces things. give me 10 solid minutes of a whale talking to a space probe with no subs. we need to see their entire conversation but no we dont its private

another classic nimoy W

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

I've blocked so many accounts on Twitter I'm starting to get ads from 15th century plague doctors

if i keep posting nonsense eventually one of you has to fall in love with me

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

simply dont monday

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass