Vanilla pancakes

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"

uptown pearl she’s mr krabs’ fave beluga girl she only eats salad and NOT food fried oh and her favourite band’s these three cute guys the boys who cry

I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Yeah, nailed it.

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

“Before the writers started working on the first season, I wrote a list of six things on the wall that every episode had to do.” - Mike Schur (x)

This is amazing and can absolutely be translated to prose fiction, even if not in a series. You can do this on a chapter basis, a section basis, a character arc basis. Glorious.

No but why do I get a little bit sad when the light bulb burns out. Not really because I have to replace it or anything but because it feels like a tiny death. Like oh. This was the end for you. The end of an era (the 12+ months you spent lighting my lamp). Fly high girl 🫡

there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

hate to say it but the cow is right

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

'don't get inspired by my style' is such a funny thing to say. do NOT let any art i make have any lasting impression on you. only view my work if you are going to men in black mind wipe yourself later. the territorial defensiveness over "art styles" is a disease of the mind stg

"Get out of my yard strange cat."

"we are the same, you and i. we share a warrior's bond"