don't go chasing flies

back in my day when we wanted to flirt with an ai we just played portal 2

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

happy 17th anniversary✨

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

pat 🥰

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

@janedemonium this just made me laugh so hard I woke up the cat

a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”