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goodnight rocket bun
may you blast off into the night
having space adventures until I see you again
Nala the Bunny
8/9/2010 - 3/6/2023
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An old friend from 2013 back for more candies 🍬
Happy Halloween everybody 🧡
tits off tuesday was yeaterday. there she go. O7
yknow, for an egg over easy, that thing does not go over easy
me: *turns on the shower*
my bowels: wow, i suddenly have to take the longest hardest shit ive ever taken in my life
im so fearful for the day they take the "snooze tumblr live button" away...
A peek into how things coulda been…
Fitz is like: tfw your boyfriend walks in on your family and starts making “outrageous” claims
#realm of the elderlings#rote#rote spoilers#fitz and the fool#fitz and the fool spoilers#fitzchivalry farseer#the fool#bee farseer#molly chandler#fitzloved#laifu’s art#nice to know my drawing skills have not changed or improved or gotten worse in all this time#or have they#have i learned to draw hats? no#have i learned how to draw the top of heads? also no#do the hands i draw serve their purpose? lets say yes so i can go to bed#drawing causes me pain#but so did these goddamn books#been lurking for a year but the new fandom activity inspired me#thanks everyone for joining in on the ‘fun’
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Ah yes, you are the two legged giant who brings goods, bads, and radiates faint music and voices.
some window installer was like, "double pane windows? you mean like install two sets of windows?"
"im becoming unhinged." says the person who never fully recovered from being turned into a broken door on a wobbly hinge.
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Drama going down in the tik tok orthodox jewish swiftie community
#as a fan of cutting corners and not making my life harder than it needs to be i support their shabbis breaking decisions#but also as a hater of taylor swift i kinda just want them to not leave their eruv for any reason whatsoever#hmmm the dialectix#hmmm tbe dialectic#hmmm the fialectic#ugh im trying so hard#hmmm the dialectic#ooo i got it
old bunny dreams
Nala was startled by my sudden cooing and in a spectacularly zero brained moment, hitched her butt up in the air, and pissed on my bed and also on herself... guys I just woke up and all my energy reserves are gone... I'm too tired but I've been compulsively lead on an intensive cleaning spree.. somebody stop me pls before it's too lat
that chair in the corner of my room is the only thing holding my life together
took the tiny sponge out of my ear and now it's feels like someone is pulling out one of my molars by way of my ear canal. someone please assassinate me for the sexy sexy price of my horrible painful screams, thanks.
Definitely recommend Maya and the Three
