Love the "quality check" portion of the Domino's tracker. I imagine some 14 year old Domino's worker stoned out of their mind doing this for a few minutes
As a former employee, can confirm this is what happens
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Love the "quality check" portion of the Domino's tracker. I imagine some 14 year old Domino's worker stoned out of their mind doing this for a few minutes
As a former employee, can confirm this is what happens
if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life
"projectiles"
they're called money shots
who else up hurkleing their durkleing
on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024
You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am
ra ra rasputin something something sour cream
no, no, i have faith in the hellsite. this will reach its targeted audience when it’s ready
they should invent sleeping that makes you less tired
First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage
daily fave nick 🤍
I would make a really great candidate for being drowned in love and affection until the end of times, i really hope i get that job
‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy
The only time I'm gonna trust a movie is Miyazakis final one is when I see his obituary and even then I'd side eye it cause I could see this man coming back from the grave to make another movie.
i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel