Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

In the anime, Ash Ketchum was supposed to be a huge Pokémon fan before he left on his journey. But every time he sees any kind of Pokémon, he has to pull out his Pokédex because he doesn’t know what it is. Ash Ketchum was a poser before he left on his journey.

“Most news outlets are only showing the blurry zoomed in picture of the black hole so I’m posting the entire zoomed-out image of the black hole and everything it is consuming. The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun. This thing is HUGE.” Dan Farr

Via Feminist News.

Evelyn Berezin built the first word processor.

Her patents include:

Not only did she build the first word processor..

..Which was entirely designed by herself. The first office computer.

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Creative sculptures made with stones by @jamesbruntartist 🗿😍

People could’ve been more careful about their health if they had the ability to see their current HP like in videogames

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

Arms are overrated anyways.

Favorite Roman pasttime

i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

In most Spiderman’s origins, the spider purposely gets on him and bites him, then dips. It never attempts to bite anybody else or to reproduce. If the spider stayed that aggressive, there could have been a whole army of spider humans around, but he simply chose not to.

Please for the love of God turn on the sound

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

DAVID HASSELHOFF

those were the fucking funniest parts

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

The Firestorm Class Frigate is a Imperial ship design used by the Imperial Navy and Basilikon Astra.

The Firestorm is a variant of the Sword Class Frigate, designed to link the speed and manoeuvrability of an escort, with the bite of a lance vessel. The systems utilized to power the Sword’s laser weapons battery have been reconfigured to power the single prow-mounted lance of the Firestorm.

It is not uncommon to see a squadron of Firestorms supporting independent squadrons of Swords and Cobra Class Destroyers. In situations like these, it falls to the Firestorms to deal damage to capital ships, and rival escorts once the other two classes have lowered the enemy’s shields. Firestorm Class Frigates are often seen fighting alongside Space Marine formations. Pirate fleets are known to operate Firestorm Frigates as well.