Professional Amateur

The Inquisitor when they hear that the Warden used to literally just punch fade rifts closed:

The Warden when they hear the Inquisitor just boards up darkspawn tunnels and expects that to hold them back:

Medieval Moon

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes

dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

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What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

Umm….

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

this one

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

what’s so sexy about necromancers, you ask?

Monks confused by band name

Maybe they also are into grunge

#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

Every ENTP ever.

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

WHERES THE SET, OP? WHERES THE SET??

This *is* the set fkdjhs

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