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if u get painless periods u better fuckig thank the universe for sparing ur poor soul becayse death is taking me i am suffering

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

Liquid

do you ever flex ur asshole and then ur butt bone cracks

Tip for Americans

Don’t even bother looking at people’s snapchat stories for the next 24 hours it’s all fuckin fireworks

shit i get so jealous of other pretty girls that i forget i am pretty also

Bitch Betta Scratch My Tummy 🐶

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.

If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.

This is disgusting.

Girl, good

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

#the christal gems

STOP

Arthur needs to get off Tumblr and go outside.

what do u have to tell me goat

The earth could be shaped like a bong for all we know

It’s not

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