Things I could do with this money:
- build 14 more large hadron colliders ! 🥼⚛️✨️
- buy 10 billion copies of skyrim and distribute them to everyone on the planet 💪🗡🎮
- end world hunger 🍖💖
Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in
the pixel art brothers
legends say that if you pet them all at the same time, you become the pixel art master!
flavordisk tower
my toy delivery is here
Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?
Yaaaaas 😍
“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”
*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*
i almost scrolled past this like a fool
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
Purity Politics
A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.