new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?

*swings my bat at the hornets nest* 

LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT BELLA’S WEARING!! EXACTLY THAT!!

The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

the real goal in life

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

Franklin??????????????

The Turtle?

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

someone: One Direction broke up

me, in 2019, knowing perfectly well that all men do is lie: it’s a H-I-A-T-U-S!

*earth sign voice* common sense

*water sign voice* hard pass

end of the day is such an icon and she deserved more than what she got 😪

stevie nicks saying that harry should’ve been born in 1948 with the rest of the rock and roll legends bc “this beautiful child is just like us” is the CUTEST SHIT IN THE DAMN WORLD

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

when your parents tell you to come down and greet the company and you high as hell

when ppl mentioned 1d to you in 2012:

when ppl mention 1d to you now:

When your mom is talking shit about you to your family & they turn & look at you