hahahaha you came out of a vagina
c-section ftw
You were never born then. Just removed.
ouch
Happy removal day, tumor baby
I want Luke to caress my leg like that. Fuck.
"And what do we say to death?" "Not today."
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
the problem with rich people is that i am not one
giving advice to friends like
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
imagine you’re walking down the hall of the apartment you and calum shared. the shower is running and you can hear his voice filling your home. he was singing with the boys at an acoustic show today and had been telling you all week how nervous he was for this one. you stand outside the bathroom door listening to him practice his lines of amnesia over and over again.
i do not own any of the audio in this post
NO
THIS IS AMAZING
IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
WELL SLAP MY TIT AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS WOW
I’ve already reblogged this but reblogging again bc amazing
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened