uuuwhhuwuwuuhhhhhhuhhhhh it's so fucked up that you can go onto places on the internet and see interactions that are 5... 10... 20 years old. maybe even older. like this is something that happened so long ago and yet you can view it and interact with it the same way you can with something happening present day. but it's old and these people who commented have probably completely different lives they are leading now than the ones they led when they first commented. this is just a real thing you can interact with history. but also it doesn't exist it's just pixels on a screen it isn't tangible. but it does. what the fuck. i am going to eat so much mexican food tonight

why would you censor the ops name

women would flock to him otherwise

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

Cats of the Decade

Don’t forget these beauts

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

helpful tips

Max tells me some soft and gentle things.

I trust him

I've been in VRChat for over a year and a half and have Seen Some Shit™️. But nothing will top when I stumbled across people holding a legitimate Sunday Service this past week.

This was literally a world with a Bible passage panoptically encompassing the area, a scarecrow was praying and delivering a sermon, played entirely straight to a crowd of 30 people. And these people were made of the typical VRChat crowd: weed shader nanachi's, anime eboys and egirls, some sort of Sonic/knuckles amalgamation shaped like a toilet, the little pidgeon birds, even Ronald McDonald was there too.

But despite this it was played completely straight, they prayed together, somebody had a evangelical testimonial, the scarecrow prayed to help develop everybodies talents or something.

I was waiting for a punchline but it never came, it was serious, it was real.

I thought the act was going to drop when somebody with the GMod Jesus model got up front and started screaming Hail Satan, but they all managed to collectively ban him in less than a few seconds and resumed without missing a beat.

Oh yeah and there was somebody up front next to the scarecrow interpreting in ASL FLUENTLY.

someone willed this meme into existence

you should rewatch kim possible

kim and ron + forms of intimacy (insp)

The little men in the LEGO City commercials (via potoo-reblogs)

when i take off my clothes i’m just wire frame underneath.  i look like this 

where your dick at

my wire frame body has evolved past the need for cock and balls

the reason you didn’t know there was an impeachment inquiry until you saw a moodboard about it isn’t because of a massive conspiracy coverup, it’s because you clearly dont read or watch the fucking news

Im into the illness

she’s down with the sickness

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram