a castle in the clouds

this guy gets it

this is so funny

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

obsessed with the destruction of this soggy sociopath. i NEED to break his nose

㋡🥀

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If I lived here I would never leave

I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?

Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?

Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,

Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,

Lizzo: Are you alone boy?

Griffin: Where’s my boy?!

Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,

Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!

Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:

Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!

Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,

Justin: dirty boys,

Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,

Griffin: really rowdy boys,

Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,

Griffin: my sweet boy!

Lizzo: getcha nails did,

Justin: my BOY!!

Lizzo: I like a big beard,

Griffin: little punk boi,

Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,

Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!

Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!

Griffin: There’s a good boy!

Justin: (hey), heyy!

Griffin: hey there’s a-

Justin: -that’s…

Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!

Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!

[VD: The cover art for the song “Boys,” which is the title in all caps against a multicolored striped background. “McElroy” has been edited in as an additional credit along with Lizzo. The audio is the song, well-edited to feature Griffin McElroy as transcribed above. End VD]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

*if ur on moble screenshot it

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if you ever use the phrase “glorifying obesity,” i genuinely do not think you’re a good person.

if you can’t look at another person in any context without their body type becoming your primary focus and invoking rage or disgust, you have serious issues.

like i really need you to know that looking at another person and seeing only how much they weigh and then having a negative emotional response to that is a deranged thing to do.

Had the manic urge to redraw some old art from 2019.

I read Endless Summer when I was a freshman in college looking for a dumb distraction. Who knew I'd walk away with my soul torn out.

Loving marriage slap stick routine

hey

Lesson 16 spoilers!

I'll leave this here too jsjs

the translation! srry I forgot to put it in the video ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ

Barbatos: See there the inncoent blood you have spilt! On the steps of Notre Dame

Belphie: I am guiltless... they ran and fell.

I do think there is a difference between how men and women are socialized to express emotions but I cannot STAND when men twist that to imply that little girls are never told to “stop crying” or women just have a peachy easy time expressing emotion while men are forced to suffer in silence. Like literally women and girls are CONstantly told that we’re hysterical and overdramatic and irrational for expressing emotion and we explicitly get taken less seriously than men do when we express emotion. Be for real.