happy glorious 25th of may

i have so many feelings about this 🥺

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

Bridgerton — Season 3 Trailer

um

— inspired by falseknees's comic and demonicfarmer69's tweet

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

had to nab these tags from @ravenvsfox

And people really do try to interact with fandom like consumers! They want « content ». They act like they can get a refund on reading a fic they don’t like. They add fanfics to goddamned goodreads without a second thought without realizing that’s as ridiculous as adding your friend’s dining room as a restaurant on yelp just so you can post a review about it

'Fandom' is a contraction of 'fanatic' and 'kingdom'.

Fanatic, from Latin fanaticus "mad, enthusiastic, inspired by a god."

Fandom is literally the place people go to be enthusiastically crazy about their blorbos! There are no normal people here!

#just opening livejournal would have killed you instantly

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

actually here they used to lock up cheese in grocery stores cause it got so expensive ppl would just steal it

DERRY GIRLS | 1.01

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

#one bite and he’s gone