bust out ya cards and lets get it on

i finally figured it out. my favorite ship dynamic. murderous

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

this child

Tayne.Mp4

today in mid-2000s comedy sketches that patch over the gaping holes in my adult personality

— have you tried the peat over here — yes. i have tried all of this peat — i do not think you have tried this peat. if you had tried it you would have remarked upon it — i have tried it — you would have said, "this peat is as salty as day's honest work, and as sweet as the first sip of vodka past my lips at sundown" — is that something i say? — yes. you say it all the time — i don't think i say it all the time — yes, you do. and you would have said it when you tried that peat — let me try it again, then — oh, now he's interested — mm. wow. ok — you're not going to say it? — say what — you know what — it's nice peat. no strong associations

Bigger Yugi Theory

1911 Terra Nova Expedition to Antarctica

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

merricat funniest shirley jackson character

genuinely

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

just been informed they are now kissing with tongue and fucking sloppy style in the ring. Love wins

arctic cruising opportunities are somewhat limited

shoutout to whatever staff member has this bumper sticker at my school