Happy Sunday 💀✌
Happy Monday 💀
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
black-to-the-bones-deactivated2
That’s a lot of headline space to say ‘Terrorist.’
mimimatthews
👆🏿
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
boys get so much reward for being so mediocre. “omg my boyfriend doesnt hate me when I forget to shave my legs! he is so special! ily bby!”
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
Anyone interested in reading my draft for a short story? Would love suggestions and feedback
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
me talking to friends: *actual comprehensible sentences and ideas*
me talking to really REALLY close friends: *cryptic, arguably meaningless 2-to-3 word phrases*
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
kids these days really don’t know how easy they have it… taking a selfie in the pre-face camera phone era was like fucking mission impossible
joshpixel
it was so difficult the word selfie didn’t exist yet
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
Anyone interested in reading my draft for a short story? Would love suggestions and feedback
lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
witchjock-deactivated20221208
Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
“Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.”
clintfbartons-blog reblogged
45 is a 5 year old.