I wasn’t supposed to make it this far.

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

we're just normal men

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

Yoooooooooooooooooo!

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

she let me hit cause i support my public library

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

hundreds, perhaps billions

When it comes to founding early civilizations, I can’t recommend fertile river valleys highly enough

Why is this written like the pornhub logo?

So white men pay attention

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yes <3