Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

“Thrash to break from gravity What now could slow the drop? All I’d give for toes to touch The safety back at top”

I need to tell you: thank you. And it’s going to be okay. And I’m sorry. And… thank you.

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Mental health check-up!

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

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Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

accidentally offending a good friend

purposefully offending a bad friend

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

Dumb Details From the Loki Trailer I noticed but then got too serious about

First - apparently it’s not a trailer, so I guess we’ll get ‘Trailer 1′ later? ‘Exclusive Clip’ hardly seems accurate, but hey, I’m not Disney’s marketing division. I wouldn’t live in a shoebox if I was.

Dumb detail no. 1:

Owen Wilson’s jacket is…weird. Look closely.

And another shot:

Yeah…his jacket has a ‘reversed collar’. It’s a cut-out rather than cloth folding on top. Huh. What a strange design choice. What could it mean?

I’ve no idea, but that I watched the trailer enough times to notice this should concern you.

Detail No. 2

In this scene, we see what we can presume to be President Loki’s ‘Throne’. Notice the candy-canes. This is a Santa Claus throne, presumably from some mall Santa. This whole place might be in a mall, judging by the stuff in it.

But the Loki in this shot is not President Loki. Notice that he’s wearing brown pants, a thin brown tie, and the beige shirt he’s seen wearing in other parts of the trailer after he’s apparently joined the TVA. President Loki wears black pants, a green vest and a wide green tie with a golden clip that resembles Loki’s little chevron he always has (more on that later).

So it would seem that Loki might meet President Loki here. President Loki might even be addressing him at the end of the trailer. It’s possible that his minions turn on him because there’s two Lokis and they don’t know which is the ‘imposter’. 

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Holy hell, I feel so enlightened.

But I think I have the reason for the weird collar on Owen Wilson’s jacket.

The subtitles suggest that his character’s name is Mobius M. Mobius. One, in the comics, that’s the name of the most frequent manager of the TVA, and two, his name should sound familiar.

Mobius

Remember Endgame?

Tony asks FRIDAY to show him an inverted Mobius Strip, which is how he unlocks time travel.

Where am I going with this?

Mobius’ collar is also inverted.

Inverted Mobius Strip unlocks time travel

Mobius’ collar is inverted.

The collar is literally a visual representation of the concept of time travel.

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This is such great meta!! And well written. This part made me dirty-snort:

^^ That line got me too, lmao.