Random Thoughts

Zodiac Academy 6: Fated Throne

By Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti

me reading through the zodiac academy series: *consistently loses braincells*

also me: SETH AND CALEB ARE THE ONLY VALID COUPLE AND I-

Just finished what’s been released of the Zodiac Academy series…I know I should be pining for Orion or Darius, that’s clearly what the authors want from me…but alas, I cannot stop thinking about that stupid bitch Seth Capella 🥺

Him and Caleb 😭😍

Fuck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob euphoria

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

so how is it going so far?

THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (2020)

my two moods.

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

Ah, friends. Where to start? With the accidental insemination? With the love story? With the heartbreak? With the marriages? With the family? With the career high? With the three women? Yes, friends, let’s start there. Since that’s where our story began.

They tried it

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

When Khaled Hosseini wrote “a man's heart is a wretched, wretched thing. It isn't like a mother's womb. It won't bleed. It won't stretch to make room for you.” I had to stop, put the book down and breathe because never had a sentence knocked the breath out of me like that did.

When you don’t wear makeup for long enough that you don’t mind your face without makeup then you put on makeup and are mega-impressed