The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, December 7, 1922

Me reading this in 2020, almost 98 years after this was published:

i’m actually tired bro, like from the bottom of my heart. i am tired

this tweet really threw me, somehow

http://baltimorebeat.com/2018/02/02/gun-trace-task-force-trial-testimony-reveals-cops-conspired-sell-drugs-stolen-pharmacies-baltimore-uprising/

HEY BIG PHARMA DO YOU HAVE A STATEMENT 

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

i made a quiz on what tragic gay movie you are

MLK was assassinated just over 50 years ago

He'd be 91 if he were alive today

Don't ever let them trick you into thinking this was a long time ago

hey y’all, atlanta protestors have been arrested en masse and they really need funds right now. please donate if you can. link goes to their bail fund on the action network. 

currently

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper