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What a caring friend you are. I was going to suggest that you make your getaway on his shoulders.
i’m faster than him and he can talk his way out of anything. [ calm sip ] i was thinking about you.
Well, that’s sweet. But you don’t have to worry about me, I know how to deal with the authories.
Well that’s certainly not true! I’m not easily embarrassed.
Besides, nobody really cares how good you dance. Everyone is too busy worrying about their own dancing.
[ considers this for a hot minute ] [ like, probably a little too long. he may get distracted a little, but it’s brief ]
… okay. on one condition.
[she’s delighted!] Sure, name it.
I… honestly, I don’t know. I feel like it should be. It’s super easy to accidentally hurt someone with a big sword.
[ gives the surrounding area a thoughtful look ]
sure it is, but … who’s going to take it away from me? [ it’s still held up above his head, like he’s in a victory pose ]
[crosses her arms] The police, boo.
Look, just be careful with that thing, okay? Don’t take any heads off. And if you want to come inside it goes behind the counter, with me. You can have it back when you leave.
@munequitx replied to your post: this is a terrible idea.
Oh, sure! [takes one and unwraps it and pops it in her mouth] I can’t promise that you won’t get arrested, honestly.
[ sighs a little and pops one in his mouth ] it’s cool. i’ll trip him if we have to make a run for it – he’s really top heavy.
What a caring friend you are. I was going to suggest that you make your getaway on his shoulders.
@munequitx replied to your post: i may as well teach you how to dance.
You can’t just sit there, hun! It’s kind of a bummer to watch, honestly.
[ slurp ] then don’t look at me. [ he can feel the full force of his mother’s disappointment, physically, after he says that, because say what you want about her, she raised him to be basically fucking polite ] i’m just going to embarrass both of us.
Well that’s certainly not true! I’m not easily embarrassed.
Besides, nobody really cares how good you dance. Everyone is too busy worrying about their own dancing.
@munequitx reblogged your post “you’ve got to put down the sword.”
That’s great, but this is downtown Chicago and you can’t just, like, have a sword out here.
what if i promise not to use it? is it really illegal to just have a sword?
I... honestly, I don’t know. I feel like it should be. It’s super easy to accidentally hurt someone with a big sword.
So you might be saying: Lion why a guide on drawing black people? Well young blood it’s because a lot of people cant…seem…to draw…black people..Amazing I know.
Racist (caricatures) portrayals of black people have been around forever, and to this day people can’t seem to draw black people like they are human. If your artwork resembles any of the above even remotely your artwork is racist and offensive. If you try to excuse that as a stylistic choice you’re not only a terrible artist, but racist too!!! Congrats.
Whitewashing is also a problem. A lot of people refuse to draw black features on canonly black characters. While this example isn’t colored, lightening the skin-tone of a character is also considered whitewashing. So lets start with features!
Now all black people have different noses thats a no-brainer, but black noses tend to have flatter bridges, and wider nostrils. Please stay from triangular anime noses and small button noses. Your drawings should not depict black people with abnormally large noses. (Especially if you do not draw other characters this way)
If you feel like the way you draw lips on black characters is offensive or resembles a caricature,it probably does and you should change it. ABSOLUTELY AVOID PLACING LIPS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FACE.
Hair is so diverse! Please get used to drawing braids, locs,kinks and coils! If you can learn to draw ringlets and long waves you can learn how to draw black hairstyles.
Add clips! Learn how to draw baby-hairs and never be afraid to add color Pinterest and Google are free my dudes! Also try using square brushes for blocking in coils.
OK THAT’S ALL YOU GUYS
you’ve got to put down the sword.
@munequitx
[ he lifts it above his head so she can’t, like, take it away from him ] [ ur not his real mom ]
aw, c’mon. i worked so hard to get it! it’s damascus steel!
That’s great, but this is downtown Chicago and you can’t just, like, have a sword out here.
There’s enough pizza for both of us. [ ] I just want all of it. [he’s going to try to get his actual foot in the actual door] My love is abundant today, can’t you see?
I understand what you want, but what you’re gonna do is learn how to share. I’m willing to go 60-40, but I want at least, like, some pizza, you feel me?
[pops up at her door like]
I brought pizza and wine but we can only share one of them.
[tilts his shades]
And I want pizza.
If you didn’t bring enough pizza for me I’m not letting you in, babe. A girl cannot survive off wine and your love alone.
Sounds like it’s either an interesting play by the milk lobby or some sort of weird sex thing, huh?
[ looks her dead in the eye ]
there is not, and never will be, anything sexy about milk.
[ he knows what the fuck he said ]
Different strokes, Gabriel. Just because you’re not a milk fucker doesn’t mean no one is.
Is that because you can’t back down from a challenge, or because talking about horse cock is making you genuinely horny?
[ whines ] wh-why does it have to be either-or?
I fucking knew it. Alright, Garbage man, no more cock talk. Let’s get as far away from it as possible.
I like most food. Thai sounds great. Should I carry you there? [she’s kidding but she… could]
[ he … laughs ] as wonderful as i am sure that will be, i think i will have to pass. perhaps i’ll call you the next time i’m too drunk to walk home.
Sounds like a plan. So, like, most weekends, then?
