he said don’t worry girl you’re slaying a little bit you’ll be fine

disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

I will.

U feel it in ur pussy

pumpkin pets

when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show + funny text posts I've collected

Patchwork horror

Available now

One from the vaults

love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

I’d love some examples!!

Caring for birds will increase your fruit harvest!

What are you interested in? The library has many books to match your interests.

Tourism is the best relaxation!

Vitamin C. Vitamins help you to become healthy and strong

Fresh air strengthens health and improves quality of education! (Soviet classroom design, from my personal experience, includes big windows that let in a lot of air and sunshine)

“Do morning exercise”

“Ride the bicycle”

And my all time favourite, “Drink tea.”

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

Comic by @shhhitsfine