A highly underrated trope:

Enemies to lovers but ‘i never despised you’

this is great bc this mushroom is Cerioporus squamosus, most commonly known as Dryad’s Saddle which “derives from the mushroom’s shape; its brackets seem to be perfectly sized and positioned to form a little seat for a weary tree nymph (dryad)”

Tairn and Andarna - Fourth Wing

Artist: @/sajrafox

TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour - Buenos Aires, Argentina - November 9th, 2023. Photo by Marcelo Endelli.

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

After three batches, my findings so far:

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

That's...naan.

That's naan?

*runs to Google*

HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?

this is one of those rare easy bread recipes that also works with gluten free flour! the yoghurt helps with structural integrity. you may want a pinch of xanthan gum if your flour doesn't come with it mixed in. i like to mix some rosemary into the flour to have a herby naan, since i can't have garlic.

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TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour (2023)

Please Taylor November 25… @taylorswift

Some cover designs for The Folk of the Air original trilogy!

Made with gouache and prismacolour pencil

Swifties waiting to see whether "Slut!" is heart wrenching or just plain sassy

Swifties learning that "Slut!" is actually a secret third thing: a sad love song

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

oh my god, tairn's pep talk to violet while she's feeling jealous over xaden's ex being "sweetie, how many dragons picked her? none. how many dragons picked you? two."

someone get him a #1 Dad mug or something

How dare you leave this in the tags

I don't respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts

What if they have snails crawling down the outside?

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

she has spent the last 4-and-a-half billion years winking flirtatiously at her Wife the Earth

Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

The defense mechanism is community you self centered prick

First line of defense. Its a fucking wall. While these particular designs are new, controlling access to the space by reducing the number of ingress points has served human (hominids, really) well for a couple million years or so, ever since we found caves and said “Hey, this is pretty neat.”

Second line of defense. She’s an older model, but we’ve been using the same technology for at least 30,000 years, and it’s still reliable. With better senses of hearing and smell, they are able to track and identify interlopers before humans can. They are also snuggly.

After that, we have our third line of defense, which is other people.

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it

me: what's up, miss penny?

miss penny:

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite