What I'm Working Towards

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

i’m sorry @ all my mutuals who i talked to before

i need to do a face mask but for my soul

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

People of the world, it is absolutely pointless to leave me a voicemail. I will not listen to it, I will just call you back.

Also, it’s extra pointless to leave me a voicemail saying “Hey, it’s ‘Blah’. Just giving you a call.” I am aware of all of the above facts just by looking at your missed call.

I have 106 voicemails on my phone and my friend was appalled. I said yeah don’t ever leave me a voicemail

I am 100% the opposite. If you call and you do not leave a voicemail, I will not call you back. Tell me what you want.

^^^^^^

It’ll happen one day, probably after I’m dead

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*