eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

i figured it out

oh my god not ETHINICALLY AMBIGAUS homer simpson

stayed over at an irish guy's house and when i was leaving he was like "if you're wanting a coffee there's this little shop that sells pastries as well nearby. have you been to it?" and pulled it up on google maps and it was a dunkin donuts

Official Post of Massachusetts

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

artistic recreation

Crying over these lesbian cats

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

another forgotten campaign promise...

Videodrome (1983)

handle??

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

Black Swan (2010) || Spongebob Squarepants (1999-)

Graham Coxon photographed by Eva Vermandel