Beautiful.

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

Here's a tip

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

Boy: I’ll do it. Malorie: NO! I’LL DECIDE! Girl: I’ll do it. Malorie: … Girl:

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not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

like ok today this lady was at my register and said “oh i forgot something I’ll be right back” and when she came back i went “sorry ma’am i’m actually waiting for someone” and she was like ??? me?

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

Good husband

Old witchcraft is out, new witchcraft is herb correspondences based solely on puns

Is ur husband bob from bobs burgers

102.7 KIIS Jingle Ball - 12/04

please be nice to all animals, even the ones you don’t find cute, they have feelings too