he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
i made this poll a while ago and watermelon won, which to say the least had many members the mangoenthusiast.com up in arms about it, so settle this for once and all
no third option, propaganda is welcome. reblog after voting <3
His legs are so little
yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me
this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
It looks like it's making the annunciation to Mary
Garlic Bread
Tom, in a perfect New York accent:
"Hey, Loki! Put your dog on a leash—it's after 9!" 👮 🛑
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far
This really deserves to be one of those million note posts
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
why did aragorn get less hot when they washed him
seeing a post claiming moriarty would be a feminist like…..this is somehow more outlandish to me than usual moriarty stanning, you really gonna sit there and tell me that someone who would make a woman call herself “this stupid bitch” while she had a bomb strapped to her has the makings of a feminist, not to mention blowing an old blind lady up , but like alright, yall do you i guess ,
Okay, but he’s a terrorist,, he’s gonna be strapping bombs to people??
i am genuinely fascinated by what you are trying to imply here
…….Are you fucking saying psychopath murders can’t be feminists holy shit.
of course psychopath murderers can’t be feminists what the fuck is wrong with you
frogs be upon ye
and upon ye, @revcleo
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Neptune Theatre, 2024)