they are ready to be picked

ripe

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

Neko Atsume x Poets and philosophers through history

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

Thank Lord Dio

i work in a library

right now its school holidays and a lot of kids get just dumped there by their parents and told to amuse themselves

they get bored very quickly

today they put garfield in jail

i was too afraid to ask what his crimes were