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Bad Ideas for Minecraft Biomes
I’m back with more bad ideas
- cornfield: The only plant or tree is corn. The only resource is corn. The corn is 2 and a half blocks high and you can walk freely through it but you can’t see anything without jumping above the corn. You can collect corn, which becomes popcorn when cooked. terrible things spawn in there
- meat: the ground is made of meat blocks, which can be broken to get raw meat and which make a squelching noise when you walk on them. like the badlands biome, the meat is in strata that lie over top of each other: mutton, beef, salmon, chicken, pork, cod. It is cooked in areas where it contacts lava, and there are random patches of rotting flesh that spawn maggots. there are bone blocks where stone would begin in other biomes.
- kudzu forest: a variant of normal forest where everything in sight is covered by kudzu. You can clear it but there’s nothing to do with it but plant it again. It grows faster than anything else in the game. It will cover your house. It will cover your crops and kill them. It will cover your bed and suffocate you while you sleep. There is no escape. TNT and fire both temporarily kill it, but only temporarily.
- Chernobyl: there’s probably cool loot somewhere, and you can see villages in the distance, but you’ll never find them because you can’t go 50 blocks into this biome without taking radiation damage and dying. Anything you collect in this biome is so radioactive you can’t carry it in your inventory without it killing you.
- Walmart: a (nearly) empty Walmart. the fluorescent lights glow in the day, and switch abruptly off at night. There’s sometimes cool loot and all sorts of food. something horrible lives here...
- the North Pole: just a bunch of ice. He spawns exclusively here. he knows your sins. he sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He sees all. He knows what you have done. There is no escape.
- hot springs: it’s just the plains but the water kills you when you touch it
- trailer park: actually just variants on normal biomes where the villages are replaced with trailer parks.
- candy cane forest: self explanatory. You can eat the trees but you take diabetes damage.
- Endor: Iike giant tree taiga but there are Ewoks
- southern gothic: a forest biome but the colors are washed out, pale girls in dark dresses wander about, and abandoned churches spawn
I’m sorry how could you ever think this was a good idea
Time for Discourse
“Blocks” is the best music disc and anyone who thinks otherwise is stinky
He just wants to play Minecraft :/
can’t unsee it now 😭😭
if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?
I think you mean scary?
i absolutely don’t
remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream
he looks like he just accidentally teleported there
Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.
What a legend
Things I Want For Christmas 🎅
* COUGH * * COUGH *
Since you guys have all totally been messaging me saying things like, “What do you want for Christmas?” and “It would MAKE my life to buy you a Christmas present..” I decided I should make a list of all the things I want for Christmas! so slide into my DMs if you seriously want to buy me anything from this list… 👀
Glittery Transparent Cigarette Case (Available Here)
Sterling Silver Constellation Rings (Available Here) I’M A VIRGO BTW ;)
Yin & Yang Cat Necklaces (Available Here)
Anime Eyes Ribbed Top (Available Here)
Circle Glasses (Available Here)
Half Moon Flower Necklace (Available Here)
LED Photo Clips (Available Here)
Cloud Sweaters (Available Here)
Great Wave Paints (Available Here)
Cherry Earrings (Available Here)
Long Stemmed Rose Necklace (Available Here)
Gun Dangle Earrings (Available Here)
Van Gogh Tea Cup Set (Available Here)
Now would be a GREAT TIME to buy me all this of stuff because…
*HINT HINT* they’re having a huge sale & everything’s 50% OFF right now!!
omg these are so pretty
I WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF SOMEONE GOT ME ONE OF THESE I WOULD CRY
This is what I’m here for
No matter the species……. mama is Comfy
The matamata turtle looks like your grandmother when you're telling her about something that she doesnt understand but she loves you and is being supportive.
the matamata turtle also has one of the coolest feeding mechanisms ever (video here) where it literally creates a vacuum so strong fish can’t escape and just swallows em whole. 10/10 animal
Just like my grandmother.