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Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.
Neil Gaiman (via fairestsnowdrop)
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There are two types of Pinocchios in Fables: “I’m a super cute little boy” Pinocchio that randomly gets thrown in by a guest artist and “I wanna fuck 27 women at once” fucking strong jaw gangster Pinocchio.
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“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.”
Her eyes narrowed, and her nostrils flared. Glinda held tighter to her wand, as though she were about to smack whoever uttered those words right upside the head…and she very well might have, too.
“Now that’s hardly a proper way to talk to a lady!…or rather, a Lady.”
Pinocchio grinned a grin no child should know how to grin. It was a good 30 years older than his face, for one, and about ten times as inappropriate. His heavy brows rose for a moment, before the look on Glinda’s face promptly knocked them back down.
“Yowch! Hey, I didn't mean it literally, Lady! No need to get so huffy!”
“But do you know how often I get to talk to a total babe like you? Never-fuckin-ever, that’s how often!”
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“If I say I am, does that mean you’ll leave me alone? Unless you already did the dishes…”
“Do I look like your pissant nanny?”
“Maybe if you got up before noon once in a while, we’d get all this crap sorted out. For an office drone, you’re goddamned messy, bro.”
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❝ But you’ve got nothing on me– nothing you can prove, anyway. ❞
“Then what exactly were you doing under the punch table if not trying to look up unsuspecting Fable’s dresses?”
“That’s pretty low, Snow.”
“Just cos’ I may, upon occasion, be known to do things along those lines, doesn’t mean I’m gonna do it all the time! Least of all at a swanky do like this!”
He had definitely been peeking up dresses. Pinocchio’d never been very good at lying; it practically came with the territory.
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“This is totally unfair, Bigby!”
“Just cos’ I’m shorter n’ you, and just cos’ you ate like, a hunert’ million people back home doesn’t suddenly make you some big head honcho who can tell me what to do! I can do just as much as anyone else!”
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“I don’t mean to rag on your authority here or anything, Snow. Not much anyway.”
“But this sucks some majorly astronomical sized balls.”
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“Erm...Hey.”
“You’re not going to go all badass super-wind-God on my Dad, are you? Cos’ I know he’s a sour old duffer, but it’s not like he can properly do anything any more.”
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Bigby Outfit Compilation
paukfeya:
The “sometimes i wonder why theres so many lines on this top”
The “Where the actual fuck do I shop for clothing”
The “Disappointed principal”
The “Disappointed father”
The “Doug Dimmadome of the Fabletown Dimmadome”
The “Grand Canyon tour guide”
The “Brawny towel spokesman”
The “Extremely questionable tie”
And The “Does this scarf make me look taller”
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Open Starter:
"Where would I go? You put a bucket above the door! I’m not really looking to take a shower right now, you know.”
"Man, if I had free time like you, I wouldn’t spend it playing pranks on Blue. I’d be doing something way more fun. Like… playing pranks on everyone else too busy to notice. I mean, it’s not you can really get in trouble. You’re too small.”
“And that, Flycatcher, is why I’m the Great Mastermind here, and you’re not. Bloody hellfire; it’s like you've never even done this before!”
“What’s the bloody point in pranking someone who won’t even notice? That’s just one massive wasted opportunity right there! Not to mention I’m not exactly looking to be forgiven on account of my size. Way to sap all the fun out!”
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“I could look at your legs all day”
“That statement is not as flattering as you think it is.”
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“Would you be flattered if I made a comment based solely on your looks?”
“…Yes ma’am!”
"Do you know how many babes comment on my looks? Zilch!”
Two types of people…
“Pinocchio, I know you’re…trapped…in this body but behaving like a frat-boy isn’t going to make anyone think you’re anything but an immature child. What women in her right mind would want to compliment that?”
Harsh…but accurate.
“On the contrary; It’s prac-tic-ally a necessity I act like myself! I’ve been around a while, lady, probably longer n’ half the city. And let me tell you; acting like a kid totally blows.
To make an excellent addendum-wossit to that point; who in their right mind would take a little kid seriously, unless that kid talked like me? You wouldn’t give em’ the time of day! Admit it!”
“It’s all...wossname...relative!”
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“There you are, Pinocchio.”
“Where have you been? You know I can’t find a bloody thing around here.”
“That’s cos’ you’ve got the wrong glasses on again, Pops! Remember, we got you those new ones?”
“Those old glasses of yours were like a Bazillion years old! Almost as old as you are! The Homelands were great and all, but they were crap at eyewear.”
“I hate those glasses. They’re cheap and easy to break. My spectacles are just fine. It’s this damn town that’s the problem.”
“I can’t walk two feet ahead of me without either getting lost or running into another sob-story fable. Why on earth did you run awayfrom meand come here? Don’t tell me you actually like this mess of a city.”
“Everything’s the problem to you, Pops! You’re just down in the dumps because you don’t get to be the Great and Terrible Emperor any more.”
“Fabletown’s not so bad. Y’know, once you get used to it! I bet they’ll even give you your old workshop back, after they stop thinking you’ll go all crazed maniac on them!”
ooc://
*Walks back onto account*
*Stares out into the distance*
7 months.
7 MONTHS
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how to get away with murder sentence meme
- "No one’s ever believed in me like this before."
- "Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here."
- "He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice."
- "We are so, so screwed."
- "And he did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water."
- "You forgot his name and he’s still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?"
- "Damn, I was hoping I’d be the first one to tell you."
- "Smile or go to jail."
- "Do you know who anyone really is?"
- "I don’t kiss and tell."
- "You’ll only have yourself to blame if it ends badly."
- "What sucks is, he doesn’t know that. That you’re just leading him on. Letting him believe he has a shot with you."
- "Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning."
- "I wasn’t showing off."
- "Hey, don’t be a bitch. I could get arrested for this."
- "I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it."
- "See? Sexting pays off."
- "Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?"
- "You won’t be the first person in the world disappointed by your father."
- "I just know everyone hates their boss."
- "I swear to God, I’ll tell the police everything."
- "Wow, someone have daddy issues?"
- "And you guys call me immature? I’m like the most grown up, grown up ever compared to your dumb asses."
- "Listen to yourself. You just can’t stop lying."
- "I tried to give you an out. Don’t forget that when this all goes to hell."
- “You liked watching her die because that’s the piece of garbage you are.”
- “He deserved to die. And I’m glad he’s dead.”
- "You know you can’t tell them about this. This never happened. You understand?"
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"Hey, lady, not saying I'm not impressed or anything. Cos I totally am."
"But there's a sorta' metaphorical list of things y'don't show in public? And that whole heebee geebee magic stuff tends to be on it."