Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense
tired of children's media propaganda broccoli is actually the best vegetable in the whole wide world she is my girlfriend and my wife and we should make broccoli the international vegetable of all time
can i help you
Brothers.
I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care
Dermatologists HATE him
these could be your balls with manscaped
my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.
i just asked if she thinks he killed his wife. the answer: “I don’t know. I just know he loved her very much. He loved her very much. Maybe a little too much. I don’t know.”
music make me gain control *overpowers your mind*
Ghost don’t masturbate
what are you, a scientist. the hell do you know
me_irl
Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader
in the war grounds, in the troubled waters, i stay fresh as shit for my bitches always
That horse is tired as hell I bet
very good review of breaking bad
I love clickbait so much