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i want to believe

@americate / americate.tumblr.com

+madison. i like video games and girls and i post like once every 3,000 years
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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

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ohboyitshya

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

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dimabilan

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this

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doujinshi

mood

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crystalvfae

The Warrior

This is the first in a short painting series based on fantasy class archetypes. I’ll have prints with me at my NYCC artist alley table G4! Process is up for Patreon rewards for last month.

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what the fuck did you just said 

a straight with no friends

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hey im back probably never to return for months again. heres my twitter go follow @amerikatie

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me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who's sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]
toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]
mom: what?
toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]
dad: you gotta speak up, bud
toddler, at full volume: FUCK.
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zinogre

i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES

THRE BEARS AR E IN

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