Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via)

No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

As someone recently diagnosed with ADHD as an adult, one thing that’s been helping me grapple with the intense shame I have over all my “wasted potential” is accepting that potential doesn’t exist and never did.

This sounds so harsh, but please bare with me.

I procrastinated a lot growing up. I still procrastinate today, but less so. And yet, I got good grades. I could write an A+ paper that “knocked [my professor]’s socks off” in the hour before class and print it with sweat running down my face.

I was so used to hearing from teachers and family that if I just didn’t procrastinate and worked all the time, I could do anything! I had all this potential I wasn’t living up to!

And that’s true, as far as it goes, but that’s like saying if Usain Bolt just kept going he could be the fastest marathon runner in the world. Why does he stop at the end of the race??

If ANYONE could make their top speed/most productive setting the one they used all the time, anyone could do anything. But you can’t. Your top speed is not a speed you’re able to sustain.

Now, I’ve found that I do need to work on not procrastinating. Not because the product is better, even, but because it’s better for my mental health and physical health to not have a full, sweating, panicked breakdown over every task even if the task itself turns out excellently. It’s a shitty way to live! You feel bad ALL the time! And I don’t deserve to live like that anymore.

So all of this to say, I’m not wasting a ton of potential. I don’t have an ocean of productivity and accomplishments inside of me that I could easily, effortlessly access if I just sat down 8 hours a day and worked. There’s no fucking way. That’s not real. It’s an illusion. It’s fine not to live up to an illusion.

And if you have ADHD, I mean this from the bottom of my heart: you do not have limitless potential confounded by your laziness. You have the good potential of a good person, and you can access it with practice and work, but do not accept the story that you are choosing not to be all that you are or can be. You are just a human person.

may his memory be a blessing

The King is Dead.

c[]xxx[]:::::::::::::::>

this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels. 

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

August back in the days when he was a police officer.

Stripper! August back in the days when he was young and in need of the money 🤑

What the shit is this??? You are trying to murder us ladies!

Sweet mother of fuuuuck

Omg omg omg @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @captainsy-cookiemonster august and sy dressing up as stripper cops to piss off their cousin walter because two pains in the ass is better then one! Sy is the mastermind August is only in on it because walter made fun of him 'little boys playing spies' or somthing.

Wanna get him back?

How?

Well i know one way~ but we need to pop into town and get some fancy dress- stripper cops.

Stripper cops? Fuck it lets do it! I can twerk on his desk

@oh-for-fic-sake I know you didn't tag me BUT OH MY GODDESS YES!!!!! 😭🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍

@mary-ann84 omg yes! But how about this? Once they are there they notice some birthday cards on walters assistants desk and jump her giving her a lap dance for her bday and walters like 'guys stop it! Shes mine! fuck off i saw her first! You stole my prom date august let me have this one!'

Mean while august and sy are like

Tagging babes @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @captainsy-cookiemonster @blakerogue @pussyverson @littlefreya @sillyrabbit81

Jesus fucking christ, all of you to the horny jail! *bonk*

But seriously, Sy and August pranking Walter... Fml, I'd give anything for that! 🥴

I’m just gonna leave this here

@nashibirne​ @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @captainsy-cookiemonster @blakerogue @pussyverson @littlefreya @sillyrabbit81  @mary-ann84 @oh-for-fic-sake​​ 

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@staff @support I had just about enough of you flagging people for no apparent reason. Unflag @nuggsmum.

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