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mugiwara--jm

Are you fucking serious

is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can this be. this is not a coincidence

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rapidreptile

my mom bought a “all my children have paws” mug in an effort to disown us in favor of her dogs but she is blissfully unaware of the fact that two of her children are actually furries

why do you know your sibling is a furry

I made them a furry

this is why she’s disowning you

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panicmoon15

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

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