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Erika

@perftroyler

I'm just another youtube obsessed teenager who ships Troyler.
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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

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wizzard890

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

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Matthew Eriksson I repeat MATTHEW ERIKSSON! 

The boy we were looking for, apparently he’s the one on the “Blue Neighbourhood” music videos. I think someone on twitter found him.

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seritydoll

petition for dan and phil to do the swap clothes challenge because i really want to see dan in one of phils plaid shirts and phil in dans moth shirt whos with me

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PSA: How to Help Promote Troye’s Music When it Comes Out (Soon)

These are just some things I thought of, if anyone has any suggestions, corrections, or clarifications feel free to add on.

1.) Buy it on iTunes - This one kind of goes without saying, nothing catches people’s attention like sales. So buy it and help get it to the top of the iTunes charts (and/or the Billboard ones). If for some reason you can’t, don’t worry, there are plenty of other things you can do to help.

2.) Play it on Spotify- Believe it or not, Spotify listens actually count as sales which will help contribute to Troye’s overall chart position. (Fun fact: 1,500 streams from songs on a single album will actually account for one album sale.) Spotify also has many real time chart playlists that are based off of the number of daily listens, so if enough people stream a song it’ll be added to those (very popular) playlists.  

3.) Watch it on Youtube- Once a official music video is released, go watch it (again and again and again). Youtube views are tracked by Nielsen and considered in Billboard chart positions (x). Also, enough views would hopefully help the video get featured on the Popular Right Now youtube section which always garners a lot more views. 

4.) Tweet about it- Billboard has something called the Trending 140 and Realtime Charts, (if you use twitter you’ve seen it, it’s always promoted onto your timeline), which is based completely off of twitter. When a single is released be sure to tweet about it like crazy, which I’m pretty sure we would do anyway. Also, trending certain hashtags never hurt. (All lot of this goes for other social medias too, just spread the word–offline and online.)

5.) Shazam it- I’m not that familiar with Shazam, but they do have their own charts (i.e. which songs were shazamed the most often). I’m pretty sure that in Australia they have a radio show, Shazam Top 20, which is a countdown completely based off of what was shazamed most often

And on that note…

6.) Request it on radio- Ah, good ‘ol radio play. It’s undeniably the best and most effective way to get an artist’s name and song out there. If Capitol is doing their job, they should have sent out Troye’s future single out to radio, which means all you have to do is go to your local station’s website and request it. If they haven’t sent it out, it’s not a big deal, there should be a section for you to custom request it. If a station gets enough requests, they might add it to their spin cycles/playlists. 

Troye has put his heart and soul into this music, let’s help make sure all that hard work wasn’t in vain. 

(And so, my fellow fans: Ask not what Troye can do for you, but what you can do for Troye.)

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