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"I Move The Stars For No One"

@retrokitten94 / retrokitten94.tumblr.com

"To die would be an awfully big adventure."
This is my main blog. I post a lot of Marvel, Disney, Harry Potter, and a bunch of other nerdy things that appeal to me. My pinup blog is punkgoddess94.tumblr.com so go ahead and give that a follow if ya like!
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kendallroynsfw

sobbing over the humanity of the robots in Stray. they listen to music. they play dungeons & dragons. they have barber shops and bars and play the guitar and write poetry. they get heart eyes when a cat purrs against their legs. there are robot children! robot grandparents! they like comfy pillows and candles and warm blankets and they grow plants in a city that has never seen sunlight! they’re human and they’re not and there’s no humans left and they’re alive. ahhhhhhh

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sub-at-omicsteminist

People always correct me when I say fishes even though I’m right

•Edit: I’ve been corrected, it’s actually fishies no matter the circumstances •

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bunjywunjy
Anonymous asked:

Do you have some fun facts about frogs? Cursed or wholesome, I'm not picky!

bunjywunjy answered:

have you ever wondered; why the desert rain frog has the ass of a small human man?

it's because desert rain frogs are burrowers! they spend most of their time buried in the ground to keep cool and moist in their unenviable desert home. and crucially, they do this BACKWARDS.

so, the secret to a great ass, from a tiny frog: bury yourself in the sand all the time ass-first, and you too will develop glutes of steel.

and then you can make this face all the time forever.

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themadauthorshatter

Nightmare Before Christmas Headcanons because why not? I'm bored

  • It took Jack a little while to perfect his scarecrow act. It took a lot of his suits, too.
  • Jack can't throw. At all. He's good at throwing FAR, but he cannot throw a ball at a target for the life of him-well, after life of him.
  • Jack's not the best swimmer, either. He can swim, he's just not that good.
  • Sally enjoys sewing and crocheting, though does get annoyed when she pokes herself with the needle; Wanna know what's harder than looking for a needle in a haystack? Looking for a needle in a bunch on leaves confined in an arm peiced together by bits of flesh.
  • Sometimes Sally has to tighten the stitches on her hands, arms, legs, and feet, and she's always surprised at how many needles and thimbles she finds.
  • Jack has random moments of getting songs stuck in his head, ones he hasn't heard in forever because he was alive back then. He tries to recreate it with an instrument, but it never comes out right.
  • Jack can play the piano.
  • Neither will argue about it with each other, but Jack thinks he's smarter than Sally and Sally KNOWS she's smarter than Jack. They don't ever get into arguments about it because they're smart in their own ways and they respect each other because of it; Sally can't exactly rally people the way Jack does and Jack can't sew or make potions(or poisons).
  • When Jack "arrived" in Halloween Town, he was in a coma for about six months. The townspeople were used to new comers who couldn't make it to the town, but Dr. Finkelstein did not give up on this strange skeleton man. Neither did his "assistant" at the time, who would talk to him, while the doctor was doing research. Jack awoke to see this "assistant," a ragdoll girl with red hair, which was a relief for Dr. Finkelstein because he'd already lost at least five new arrivals.
  • Jack hates getting his eyes and breathing checked; why do either need to be checked if he doesn't have eyes or lungs!?
  • Jack once laughed so hard his jaw fell off.
  • Sally's hair is made of different types of yarn, which gives it a really unique texture conpared to any of the other female's hair in Halloween Town.
  • Jack is an amazing multitasker.
  • Zero hates the command 'play dead.'
  • Zero is good at reminding Jack to take a break from working.
  • Zero usually paid Sally a visit while she was still under Dr. Finkelstein's roof.
  • Jack and Sally have little dance sessions every now and then. These dances end with the two hugging each other
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we-are-fi-ne

INTROVERT AESTHETIC

-warm tea/hot cocoa

-fuzzy socks

-a crackling fire

-raindrops sliding down your window panes

-being home alone

-staying in your room for hours without being bothered

-a stack of unread books

-binge watching your favorite show on Netflix

-baking

-being crafty

-listening to music for hours

-sleeping in

-playing video games

-sitting on a beach/dock/boat all by yourself

-window seats

-used book stores

-old churches

-crunchy Autumn leaves

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