Honestly I’m convinced @setheverman isn’t even a real person. I feel like if I saw him irl I’d black out instantly and wake up three days later in an abandoned Ikea

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it

The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse. Detail and photo by Paul Perrin. Edit.

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

Don't forget the time Mormon God decided that black people weren't actually demons and were people in the 70s.

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

God. no matter how sad and disappointed I feel in myself at least i did not grow up to be this sad and pathetic.

THERE SHOULD BE AN AWARD FOR BEST CASTING DECISION EVER MADE

average harry potter fan

miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose

containment breach

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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