LET'S ICARUS THIS BITCH

From this:

to this:

Okay this is cool and cause Sam Neill is a kiwi and I was just thinking about what a new NZ flag could look like, heres the nz flag with the Maori flag instead of the union jack:

The maori flag looks so cool what the heck

Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

kitty kins fucking obliterated in the comments section of a knitting video

Not really fair to compare a slice of life sim to survival pvp

the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

had a vision for samfro modern au where Gollum is Frodo's ugly weird wrinkly fucking cat that hates Sam...

bail funds for pro-palestine activists

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palestine will be free, solidarity forever 🍉 🇵🇸

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:

Source.

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.

As someone who's lived through devastating wildfires, I can say that seeing blades of grass sprout from ashy, barren land can bring you to tears.

Green is absolutely the color of hope.

It’s not even the hope that something will happen. Green is the color of growth that has already begun. It’s proof that there is hope for the hopeless. A sign that what you hoped for has already come to fruition.

no fucking way

the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer

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