Forgotten Heroine

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

literally every time

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

 30th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall - November 9, 1989.

Today is the day

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

this is the only important thing i did in four years

“skinny jeans don’t look good on you”

“you have a pimple”

“your music taste is weird”

“why is your hair so short”

“you should go to the gym”

“why do you roll your eyes all the time?”

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

Heroism in Hong Kong, 2019

[note: for those who use the mm-dd-yyyy US date format, in the photo above “1/10/2019″ means Oct 1, 2019. Also, “Carrie” refers to Carrie Lam, the Chief Executive of Hong Kong]

items that make you scream 

You post about shadow people but i went to their realm and no one knew you

free soup

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back