spice spice baby

i think therefor iCarly

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

that bitch deceased

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

I HATE TWITTER SO MUCH

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

Ophelia

so a mystery student just emailed my entire class a free pdf version of our textbook and left probably the best email ive ever seen

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick