Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!
I love her so much
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself
oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard
fuck zeus
do NOT.
But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat
i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business
the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss
causing a ruckus
filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
What.
Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
I’m about to make this house a little less full
I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.
Why is this so funny
They look like three best friends at space camp oh my god 😩😭
the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh
reblog this in 3008
i’m prepared.
a scientist and an icon
But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”
Shit was iconic
here you go: