You Are What You Love

Fox News should feel ashamed for asking such a stupid question

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

I can’t sing but jus kno i be singin

literally every bisexual person on tv: i don’t know, i’m just, COMPLICATED, i mean i don’t like labels, you know, it’s so hard to describe

literally every bisexual person i know: im bisexual now hand over the cheetos

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

I took my father to see Rogue One today. I’ve wanted to take him for a while. I wanted my Mexican father, with his thick Mexican accent, to experience what it was like to see a hero in a blockbuster film, speak the way he does. And although I wasn’t sure if it was going to resonate with him, I took him anyway. When Diego Luna’s character came on screen and started speaking, my dad nudged me and said, “he has a heavy accent.” I was like, “Yup.” When the film was over and we were walking to the car, he turns to me and says, “did you notice that he had an accent?” And I said, “Yeah dad, just like yours.” Then my dad asked me if the film had made a lot of money. I told him it was the second highest grossing film of 2016 despite it only being out for 18 days in 2016 (since new year just came around). He then asked me if people liked the film, I told him that it had a huge following online and great reviews. He then asked me why Diego Luna hadn’t changed his accent and I told him that Diego has openly talked about keeping his accent and how proud he is of it. And my dad was silent for a while and then he said, “And he was a main character.” And I said, “He was.” And my dad was so happy. As we drove home he started telling me about other Mexican actors that he thinks should be in movies in America. Representation matters.

my favorite comment on the emoji movie trailer so far

not to be gay but girls

I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well.

Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil

I m bear

PRETTY MUCH

him: dress simple, we are just going for a walk and then lunch

me:

things i hate:

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two