would you be interested in a trade agreement with england?

I think at a certain point we just need to accept that strong as fuck ice mummy IS the new normal Monday.

Ok. That's it. Fuck this, and fuck YOU. We cannot allow this kind of defeatist attitude to rule us and dictate our lives. We have to keep reminding ourselves that this isn't normal. we cannot allow having to deal with a strong as fuck ice mummy once every week to become the new normal. That's how the strong as fuck ice mummy wins

Actually the ice mummy wins by being strong as fuck. This is basic marixism.

Lettering practice.

Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004

fucking an elf's sensitive ears is always okay

i'm a lesbian now so you can't make fun of my extremely basic taste in fictional women

"2b is peak." i pace back and forth casually, ignoring your furious stare. "her ass is so fat. it's awesome." you struggle against your restraints to no avail. "bowsette is underrated"

the blade runner doing my voight-kampff test: if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

me: is this the test now

the blade runner: yes. you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but

this one is still killing me