my second steradian

Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

the saint of devotion

type of guy who invariably buys the worst salami in the store because he was cursed by god himself never to buy good salami: you know I don’t like salami very much

reblog it anyway

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from sigmaleph reading: this is a puzzling one /End ID]

i've never posted this zine from 2016 in its entirety on social media and i might as well. when i sell it people are scared to pick it up. they fear the zine.

anybody else in the club feeling this one

original url http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Trails/2016/

last modified 2007-12-18 00:15:43

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

m1=73.4 m2=144.9 m3=15.2 (solar masses) v1x=-1.931 v1y=6.016 v2x=-0.235 v2y=2.812 v3x=2.62 v3y=5.363 (km/s) x1=-22.0 y1=21.0 x2=29.0 y2=3.0 x3=-9.0 y3=2.0 (AU from center) Music: Adagio for Strings – Barber

Stefan Rinck, Deathvision, 2013

Sandstone, 15 x 13 x 44,5 cm

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

God damn you that's perfect

I honestly can't believe how many people have replied or reblogged with "why were you trying to figure out if Kermit could be Pope?"

Why wouldn't I? Isn't that the kind of thing you google just for fun?

Come on, live a little.

The pathways of the ADHD mind are myriad and marvelous and none can know where they will end up when their stroll begins

exactly! and sometimes where you end up is at "COULD KERMIT BE A POPE?"

To die stupid, to sleep stupid; To sleep, perchance to dream stupid - ay, there’s the rub: For in that stupid sleep of death what stupid dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this stupid mortal coil, must give us a stupid amount of pause

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

No wonder this guy sued the US government. He wanted them to stop making the obvious joke about his surname.

The saddest part? The "SR". I'm so sorry, Mr Eugene Boffa Jr

Sr and Jr, so you're telling me...

Boffa called Boffa?

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

I feel that this is important to add