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I don’t know this show but the curly haired girl looks like Cash Me Outside Howbow Dah girl

This really is a hilarious story.

* sprinkles *

i have to try and keep my friends progressive. it’s not always easy

me always

hi guys i really hate having to do this but im in a really dire situation right now. um my name is wes and im a mentally ill trans black person. i had to leave my moms abusive household bc it was just getting too much for me and i dont have a job or a place to stay and i need to get my stuff out of my moms place before she throws it away so if anybody could Please please donate to cash.me/$bonghitsforalgernon id be so thankful or just boost this please

I can’t donate without a US Zip Code but reblogging

doctor: you have 2 minutes to live

me: ok cool

Oh, well when you put it that way, you’re right! It sure is hard to live on half a million a year!

Every apologia for the rich sounds like a call for revolution.

The more I look at this, the more enraged I become. These assholes live SO WELL and still have over $7k left at the end of the year but it’s “feeling average”? Bitch, the average person has never had $7k left over.

$10,000 for “miscellaneous, something always comes up.” 

Look, I have a “something always comes up” cushion now (it’s certainly not that much, but it exists), and am grateful because I didn’t always have that, but “something always comes up” for EVERYONE and that usually means miss work or ride the bus because you can’t afford to get your car fixed or beg and borrow money from family/friends if you’re lucky enough to have that. 

Your slush money budget alone is 20% the national median income, and you still end up with seven grand left over at the end of the year, shut the fuck up. 

3 vacations a year, at $6,000 a piece.

I love the “no fancy bags, shoes, or threads” while they’re driving a land rover and a bmw & living in a $1.5 million dollar home. 

$2,375 in clothes per person, “no fancy bags, shoes, or threads”

I’d kill to live like this, and I don’t want kids, so we’d have a LOT more to work with.

Do they just think that poor people and the working class (hell, even middle class people for that matter) don’t have to pay for food or clothes or insurance OR FUCKING STUDENT DEBT JFC SHOVE IT UP YOUR BEAMER.

The Queen presents the 1966 World Cup trophy to England captain Bobby Moore

SUBMIT YOUR ANIMALS.

Me: omg this girl is so hot I have a huge crush on her

straight girl: omg me too!!!!! i have a major girl crush #wcw!! wow we are like so gay lol

me:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

Queen of the eye roll 😂