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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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angryikalgo

997

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

drtanner

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

voltronimus-prime

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kushblazer666

twinsfawn

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beggars-opera

Me: It sounds crazy but I swear I can see Hozier everywhere, following me. Watching me. Haunting me

Them: You are overreacting. Just try to relax and enjoy the cafe

Me: Ok. Ok, I'll try

The cafe:

stopkillingrobotsinfiction

I scrolled and got jumpscared

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brilliantly-ordinary

orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy

orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

#as someone whos going to a kpop event tomorrow it is possible to profile who else is going #theres a specific fashion style and then you see the photocards

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Btw this isn’t some fan animation, this was an actual story board for the show where Alex wanted to see Dipper kill Dippy Fresh

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melto

wellbutrinboy

i type and then i delete i type and then i delete .. like sisyphus it never ends

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transfemininomenon

hey boss i can’t come in today it’s a sunny day and there’s a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it’s rustling the branches of the tree outside that’s finally bloomed so it’s pretty serious

#always think about when my friend said her coworker did this #and their manager was literally as the meme suggests too stunned to speak #so he just said 'um....ok??'#she was a hotel housekeeper so its not that deep but if you are persistent enough then you can just not go to work

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.