overkiilled:

all from a fever you can’t sweat out. some text may be nsfw. change pronouns as need.

she’s not bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention. that’s just ridiculously odd. she sure is gonna get it. have some composure. where is your posture? give me envy. give me malice. give me your attention. give me a break! when i say “shotgun”, you say “wedding”. they believe it from the tears. boys will be boys. this is screaming “photo op.” give us this day out daily dose of faux affliction. forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons. i am a new wave gospel. if you’re gonna preach, preach with conviction! strike up the band! don’t you get it? we sure are in for a show tonight! and i, for one, won’t stand for this. if this scene were a parish you’d all be condemned. what a beautiful wedding! what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore. haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?! it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. i mean technically our marriage is saved. well, this calls for a toast. pour the champagne. i’m of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret. isn’t this exactly where you’d like me? i may have faked it. i wouldn’t be caught dead in this place. is it still me that makes you sweat? think of what you did. i hope to God he was worth it. i’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you’ll ever meet, sweetie you had me. girl, i was it. look past the sweat. let’s get these teen hearts beating. will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? let’s not get selfish. i’m a narrator and this is just the prologue. swear to shake it up.

                                          independent, non-affiliated, john carver.                                                            written by jordan. 

• 10+ years of rp experience, 4+ years on tumblr. 
• Doesn’t prefer to format or use icons that often, but I am willing to adapt if a person uses it. 
• NSFW and trigger-heavy material including: abuse, violence, and gore will be constantly present on this blog. 
• Set before, during and post-Dead Space 3 with any changes that are necessary. 
• Don’t be offended if John is an ass to you, it does not reflect the mun’s opinion on you.

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• “He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”
• “Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this.”
• “I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”
• “I don’t do boyfriends.”
• “I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better.”
• “I know you were screwing her.”
• “I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
• “I’m done with your crazy.”
• “I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
• “I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict.”
• “I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.”
• “Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”
• “Isn’t your ass tired?”
• “Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…”
• “Like I’d ever wanna screw you.”
• “So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days.”
• “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
• “That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up.”
• “The only one with boy problems is you.”
• “Wait, you`re gay?”
• “We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”
• “We’re young, red-blooded american males.”
• “Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”
• “Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”
• “You two need a room?”
• “You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure.”
• “See, sexting pays off.”