taylor swift is actually a christmas tree??

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There once was a snake known by everyone and no one.

Her name was Karyn.

No one understood her, or tried to.

Most people were scared she was going to swallow them whole.

This made Karyn sad. No one wanted to be her friend.

So she just hid away in her underground world where no one could find her.

But then one day word came around to her that there was someone just like her.

Someone misunderstood by the world.

Someone people didn’t bother getting to know before judging them.

This made Karyn feel less alone.

She met up with this person and the both instantly got along.

Karyn and Taylor; two misunderstood souls that felt so understood by eachother.

Taylor told Karyn about her tour.

And her plan to turn people’s words around so they didn’t bit them.

Karyn loved the idea and now they’re happily on tour together.

It’s a love story bb jus say HISS

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

                                                   Jem is my greatest sin. (insp) 

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,061 slutty, slutty, years.

John Mayer - Heartbreak Warfare (via tcc-lyrics)

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

Jack Nicholson preparing for the famous axe scene in The Shining (1980)

first date with me is watching shrek and then i fight you during the credits

#beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

Fuck I cant believe this is something I need to reblog.

… Wow.

Smh he better not nuke my island.

Reblog to literally save a life

fosterthepeople: Fuck Racism #SHC

I’m…

Wow ok… drag em