leaks came out so quick, so why did it take so long for someone to upload You're Losing Me for the first time? Make it make sense

an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia

Imagine being a business that has managed to get THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF CUSTOMERS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE, and you've managed to make it so this is a bad thing.

You did it. That's late stage capitalism in one sentence.

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

jesus fucking christ

One last mood board before TTPD is here with a collection of memes I found on Pinterest that I think will sum up how we are gonna be feeling on Friday 🫶🏼

Somehow, I know that you and I would’ve found each other.

HITS Daily Double on debut predictions for ‘The Tortured Poets Department’:

“[It’s] is going to be big. Very big. Enormously big. Perhaps even frighteningly big…. Some insiders—who know their data—are speculating about blockbuster opening numbers that we’re not even ready to share with you.”

There are no stupid questions

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

@taylorswift should log on and like 2 random posts. just to start shit

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

I truly and sincerely don’t give a fuck when anyone listens to leaks—I’ve listened in the past and I’m sure there will be a time when I want to indulge in the future. That being said, nothing will get you blocked faster than posting about leaks on main. Especially shit like “track 5 is so fucking insane” or “track 13 is so sad”… go write that shit in your diary, queue some posts up for release night, I don’t care, but keep that shit so fucking far away from me!!!!

🚨new lyric🚨