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Wren: I will remove that geas off Jude! We can now control her!

Cardan: *monotone* Oh no! Whatever will we do? On a completely different note, hey Jude, let me whisper in your ear a little something.

my beautiful sunshine pookie bear queen wren is living her best life reading her little books barefoot and comfy on the couch near a fire. good for her i love her. i would ask oak if he can fight but oh yea he quite literally goes offline like a computer and wakes up with blood on him but maybe next time

prisoners throne spoilers

prisoners throne spoilers

*jude , oak, and wren trying to have a discussion*

cardan: JUDE ??? jude ??? a CURSE?? WIFE?? HELLO?? can we talk about this CURSE you have that you didn’t tell me ??

Cardan: I need to talk to you about something.

Oak: I get it. You hate me. You’re going to have me killed. You’re going to lock me up. Beat me. Yell at me. I understand. You thought I was trying to kill you and take the throne, and I should’ve came to you and talked to you. I am so sorry please don’t hate me.

Cardan: …I don’t know about any of that but ANYWAY what I DO KNOW is that i knew your tricks before Jude did. I am LITERALLY so smart. Big brain. so big i need a bigger crown. i have never been so smart. jude is never living this down. GET WRECKED

prisoners throne spoiler

when cardan complains about people remembering him as a snake and how he could’ve always sat on a dark throne biting people who annoyed him had me blushing because jude sat next to snake cardan for a whole day. he even slept with her there. he’s admitting jude doesn’t and has never annoyed him. why am i so obsessed with them

PRISONERS THRONE SPOILER

oak greenbriar heir to elfhame really says yes wren bite me PLEASE step on me take a chunk of skin with your super shiny pretty sharp teeth I NEED IT.

they can never make me hate grace blackthorn

Cardan: *walks in with slightly untidy hair*

Jude: so you’re a slut? you like give it up really easy

Cardan: oh my god i JUST woke up